she's all clever and that.
A.  I woke up into a nightmare.

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subwaywhore:

Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes


funnyandhilarious:

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Why you such a fag

Why are you a fag



lycanthropic:

Running into closeted homosexuals from high school at the gay club

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cantlivewithoutliv:

is your boyfriend even your boyfriend if he doesn’t touch your butt


Straight White Boy Problem #462 

straightwhiteboyproblems:

my phone ran out of battery so i cant play 2048 and none of my friends are in this class. school is so boring……..i guess its time for me to show my skills *starts banging on table rhythmically with a pencil until teacher asks me to stop*